Wednesday, January 31, 2007
this is so ridiculous. Aqua Teen Hunger Force (ATHF) ad campaign made some assjacker freak out and a city closes down and the U.S Northern Command is 'monitoring the situation'. W T F ?
that is just fucking sad when a picture/drawing of a character flipping you off makes the police and feds lose their minds.
the mooninites have seriously won this round. Ignignokt would probably be saying 'uormom asked for 2nds'.
and since we're talking about ATHF, let me re-iterate how much Frylocke makes me tight in the shorts. Way.
EDIT 1 :
so i decided to check cnn to see if anything new had come of this and i see this quote from Massachusettes Attorney General Martha Coakley.
The devices displayed a "Mooninite" -- an outer-space delinquent who makes frequent appearances on the cartoon -- greeting passersby with an upraised middle finger. But the discovery of nine of the light boards around Boston and its suburbs sent bomb squads scrambling throughout the day, snarling traffic and mass transit in one of the largest U.S. cities.
"It had a very sinister appearance," Coakley told reporters. "It had a battery behind it, and wires."
now cmon Martha, YOU KNOW YOU'S A CRAZY BITCH!
it had a sinister appearance?? to who? some retarded 7 year old? a figure with a raised finger was sinister? or the wires and battery were sinister?
cuz, i got news, cars have wires and batteries in them too! ZOMG! we have freeways full of 'mysterious packages' that need to be blown up!!!
Feast Of Fools
Monday, January 29, 2007
Friday, January 26, 2007
Thursday, January 25, 2007
Zoo celebrates virgin Komodo birth
i wanted to learn more about parthenogenesis so i looked at wikipedia.
then i wanted to know more about Wolbachia
and that is what i'm amazed about right now. look at the list of Wolbachia's phenotypes. cytoplasmic incompatibility is the most bizarre and striking to me.
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
a man i wouldn't mind shagging talking about boobalicious babes i wouldn't mind shagging! perfection.
i found the bbc breakfast takeaway a couple days ago and i like it. it's UK specific news but it's fun nonetheless. the announcers, a man and a woman, aren't the typical blustery, slutty, and vapid announcers like we have in the US.
Monday, January 22, 2007
old news, really, but i never pass up an opportunity to rip on religious fuckwads.
these aids people don't quite seem to get it. the people who are going to 'abuse' viagra as part of partying are already outside of their message. these are people who either don't care if they get poz'd, are active bug chasers, or looking to convert neg guys. they aren't going to be listening to anything you have to say and they're going to take whatever substances they want.
the drug companies commercials are fine, as much as any drug commercial is fine. i think they are offensive, vague, misleading, and inappropriate as a group, but that's just me.
as far as suing the drug company to help care for aids patients, that's a connection that simply isn't true. it isn't their fault that some very small number of people use the drug to assist themselves in getting or spreading a deadly infection. should the makers of horse tranquilizers (K) have to pay for drug treatment programs? of course not. it's peoples choice to misuse any drug, the consequences of their actions are solely on their own heads.
these are heterosexual parents who are simply retarded. they let their kids expectations (or rather what they imagine their kids expectations to be) lead the way in the planning of these out of control parties.
it. is. completely. retarded.
they could be saving all of that money and, gee, i don't know, putting it into a university fund or even a trust fund for their spoiled kids.
parents like these need to be ridiculed and harshly scorned for being profligate retards.
f'ing retarded dickwads
p.s. and i bet their kids could use a good hard backhand across the face a few times.
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
Now just hang a sling where the baby changer is, put in some dim lights,
and pipe a little dintzdintzdintz electrobeat and you'll have yourselves
a hot backroom. Some leather cuffs chained to the wall and a paddle
wouldn't hurt either.
Sunday, January 14, 2007
Thursday, January 11, 2007
Sunday, January 07, 2007
People Will Buy Anything If You Wear a Nice Suit
Middle-aged Long Island lady thumbing through magazine: Look, there's Stephen Colbert.
Husband: Who's that?
Middle-aged Long Island lady: He's a terrific Republican reporter on TV. You should watch him. He's really great. Puts the liberals in their place.
Overheard by: djeremy
via Overheard in New York, Jan 5, 2007
Girl: I don't know what it is that I love about Jewish guys, but they're so hot. I'm totally every Jewish mother's nightmare. I'm the ubershiksa.
--110th & Broadway
via Overheard in New York, Jul 22, 2005
Drunk sorority girl: Did you go to private school or public school?
Drunk frat guy: I went to private school... But I fuck like I went to public school.
--Soundz Lounge, 123rd & Broadway
Overheard by: Kimberly King Parsons
via Overheard in New York, Jan 7, 2007
Saturday, January 06, 2007
Tuesday, January 02, 2007
Balkan Beat Box